Single Sock Warranty

If, within the first 30 days of receiving your Bopsox, one of them mysteriously vanishes into the laundry ether, we will send you a brand-new replacement pair.

We don’t just replace the missing half; we send a fresh set, because introducing a new sock to a grieving widow-sock is weird.

We cannot simply hand out premium foot-tubes to anyone who claims a dryer malfunction. You must honor the fallen. To claim your warranty, you must:

• Email our grief counselors at support@bopsox.com.
• The subject line MUST read: "A Fallen Comrade: [Color/Pattern of Sock]"
• You must include a poignant, emotionally devastating eulogy of no less than three sentences honoring your departed sock. Tell us about its hopes, its dreams, the exact make and model of the Whirlpool that swallowed it alive, or the final outfit it perfectly accessorized.
• Include a photo of the surviving, tragically alone sock.

• The Toll Troll: The replacement Bopsox are entirely on the house, but you must cover the shipping cost to get them to your door. The post office does not accept grief as a valid form of payment.
• One and Done: This warranty is valid for one replacement per original pair purchased. If you lose the replacement sock, you need an exorcist for your laundry room, not another warranty.
• The 30-Day Window: Claims must be made within 30 days of the original delivery. After day 31, your sock knew the risks of domestic life.

This warranty strictly covers mysterious laundry disappearances. It DOES NOT cover:

• Acts of canine or feline terrorism (if your golden retriever ate it, that's between you and the vet).
• Intentional immolation around a campfire.
• Aggressive, untrimmed toenail friction-fires resulting in catastrophic blowouts.
• Leaving it at an ex’s apartment on purpose so you have an excuse to go back.

By purchasing a pair of Bopsox, you agree to these terms, acknowledge the inherent dangers of the spin cycle, and vow to never let your ankles blend in again.